Yeah, that's Norman Bates shit right there.
If you're familiar with the mythology of centaurs, seeing a screaming woman get hauled away by a bunch of them gives you the same feeling you get in Deliverance when Ned Beatty falls into the hands of the hillbillies, or when Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames wind up imprisoned by the same in Pulp Fiction.
Agents of Cracked is up for a Telly Award! Imagine a universe where this stuff actually existed.
He's just a love machine, and he won't work for nobody but literally anyone.