Todd Carney, a Rugby league player, was fired after photos of him pissing into his own mouth surfaced on the internet.
The 15-year-old girl told Channel 2 Action News she is devastated about what happened.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? For me, it was when the Gilmore Girls ended.
Perhaps bubbling could have made our relationship stronger, less strained.